Signs you are a redneck:

1.You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

2.You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

3.You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

4.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

5.You ever cut your grass and found a car.

6.The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

7.Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

8.You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

9.You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

10.You own a homemade fur coat.

11.The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

12.You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

13.You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

14.The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

15.People hear your car a long time before they see it.